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Adrian Kafe - Coffee - Sprinkles Co-Captain by Clock-Maker Adrian Kafe - Coffee - Sprinkles Co-Captain by Clock-Maker
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:bulletyellow: Birth Name: Adrian Kafe (KAH-FEY)
:bulletyellow: Stage Name: Mr. Coffee
:bulletyellow: Other Nicknames: A.K. 47, Hitler's Youth, Scarecrow, Walking Stick/stick bug, That guy I really hate, Jerk, Prick

:bulletyellow: Age: 28 years young

:bulletyellow: Gender: Male who sometimes PMS's

:bulletyellow: Flavor: Coffee

:bulletyellow: Branch: Sprinkles Co-Captain
((All of you should be groaning at this.))

:bulletyellow: Appearance: Adrian is a pale, sickly looking fellow, with off-white hair and lavender eyes which almost always have dark rings under them.

You can usually find him wearing a half insane smile, handing out shrewd comments. He generally moves about with grace and ease, and his uniform is always pristine! Er, well.. sometimes. 

He is 6' 5" or 195.58 cm tall (Holy smokes!)

:bulletyellow: Special Talents: Adrian is an expert at balancing! 
In fact, he is a total nerd when it comes to balancing in general. (Funny, when he's so mentally unstable!)
He is simply amazing on the high-wire; no matter what height-- blindfolded, backwards, you name it and he can do it way up high on a taught piece of string. (Without the aid of a balance bar or even a net!)

He often ball room dances or does back flips on the high-wire, blindfolded, to draw in a crowd!

:bulletyellow: Back Story: Adrian is a military man. He use to be a Sergeant who loved the machine gun, earning him the name A.K. 47.

He's pretty closed about his past, it's not a joyful one. He often has war flashbacks and has extreme fits of anger and depression that come and go at random times. 

:bulletyellow: Personality: Cocky. This man is a dare-devil, he's overly confident and wears a 'I'm the best' personality. 

He's rather flirtatious and easy going, often cracking jokes-- mostly mean ones about others. He's bold, sarcastic, cynical, and doesn't mind criticism or a little rough and tumble now and then. 

He tends to look down on others a lot, and hardly has a sense of respect for anyone. 

He can also be oddly childish at times.

:bulletyellow: Likes: Caffeine, this man is a Coffee addict! He drinks endless cups a day. 

However, the bitter beverage tends to soothe his nerves and make him relaxed-- without it, he's twitchy and on edge. 

He also enjoys: ballroom dancing, singing, classical music (1800's-1950's), reading, quiet time alone, paintball guns, fighting, motor bikes, sweaters/warm-weather fashion, history, making fun of others, intelligent conversation, a certain Strawberry Sprinkles Captain he just-so-happens-to-maybe-be dating.

:bulletyellow: Dislikes: working at all, tricky emotions, loud explosions or sounds, bright flashes of light, 'modern' music (1970's- Today), probably you, much, much more. 

:star: Trivia:

He is German
He has a little sister
His parents are alive, ancient and embarrassing. 
He moved from Germany to America when he was a wee little one. 
He grew up as a total American-boy, and fought for the Americans in WWII. 
((Note: The time eras are messed up, just ignore it! :'D))
He's pretty much Bi-polar
His favorite color is Brown
He suffers from low blood pressure and allergies
He loves to stack and balance objects to relieve stress/for fun
According to the above, this man has no life
He is an excellent strategist and fighter
He'd quicker punch you in the face, than argue with you.

Yes, he has coffee beans on his shoulders. :iconheplz: :heart:


This character may occasionally use strong language and display erotic themes/material unsuitable for those under the age of 17. 

Can we all be big kids about his potty mouth? If not, tell me and I'll censor him!

Adrian Kafe and art (c) ~Clock-Maker
#C-R-E-A-M-E-R-Y (c) ~minirii

*I'll update this often *v*
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minirii Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Q___Q <3 I MISS YOU sldfkjslkdjflksjdflksdjf
minirii Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
stuff everyone should know about adrian:

*he likes to make trees out of jenga blocks

*he wEARS reading glasses when he's in the zone auto zone

*'i-promise-i'm-thinking-about-marrying-you' rings run in the kafe family

*he's a fgty vegetarian

*dust is the antichrist

*think about his low blood pressure for a second



SuperLazyFro Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
we should rp again eve
Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
SuperLazyFro Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yes you may *^*
ScelestaNix Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
He sounds fricken awesome ;__; But I think Bear might try to hide from him *sob*
Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
AWWW *super late reply* ILOVEBEAROKAY omg Adrian loves him too-- just-- a little too much.


//huggles you eve <333 
ScelestaNix Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
PFFFFT-gentle now Adrian, Bear is a squishy baby~
Epikelly Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I sure likes me a man in uniform :eyes: A big ol' asshole in a uniform is better :iconeyesplz:
It will take all of Mabel's might to keep her cool with this one, me thinks. XD
In short, I love him. :heart: At first I thought he'd be like the crazy coffee guy from Kinds Next Door.
He seems a lot calmer though XD
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