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Adrian Kafe - Coffee - Sprinkles Co-Captain by Clock-Maker Adrian Kafe - Coffee - Sprinkles Co-Captain by Clock-Maker
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:bulletyellow: Birth Name: Adrian Alexander Kafe (KAH-FEY)
:bulletyellow: Stage Name: Mr. Coffee
:bulletyellow: Other Nicknames: A.K. 47, Hitler's Youth, Scarecrow, Walking Stick/stick bug, That guy I really hate, Jerk, Prick, Dick, Bean Pole

:bulletyellow: Age: 28 year old who acts 92

:bulletyellow: Gender: Male who sometimes PMS's

:bulletyellow: Flavor: Coffee

:bulletyellow: Branch: Sprinkles Co-Captain
((All of you should be groaning at this.))

:bulletyellow: Appearance: Adrian is a pale, sickly looking fellow, with off-white hair and lavender eyes which almost always have dark rings under them.

You can usually find him wearing a half insane smile, handing out shrewd comments.

He generally moves about with grace and ease, and spends most of his time slacking off or jerking off or.. whatever he does these days. 

He is 6' 5" or 195.58 cm tall (Holy smokes!)

His nose is permanently crooked from being broken so many times.  

:bulletyellow: Special Talents: Adrian is an expert at balancing! 
 
In fact, he is a total nerd when it comes to his self-proclaimed: "Art of Balance." (Funny, when he's so mentally unstable!)
 
He is simply amazing on the high-wire; no matter what height-- blindfolded, backwards, you name it and he can do it on a tightrope with ease!

Without the aid of a balance bar or even a net!

 
He often ball room dances or does back flips on the high-wire; blindfolded, to draw in a crowd!

:bulletyellow: Back Story: Adrian is a military man. He use to be a Sergeant who loved the machine gun, earning him the name A.K. 47.

He's pretty closed about his past, it's not a joyful one. He often has war flashbacks and has extreme fits of anger and depression that come and go at random times. 

:bulletyellow: Personality: Cocky. This man is a dare-devil, he's overly confident and wears a 'I'm the best' personality. 

He's rather flirtatious and easy going, often cracking jokes-- mostly mean ones about others. He's bold, sarcastic, cynical, and doesn't mind criticism or a little rough and tumble now and then. 

He tends to look down on others a lot, and hardly has a sense of respect for anyone. 

He can also be oddly childish at times.

:bulletyellow: Likes: Caffeine, this man is a Coffee addict! He drinks endless cups a day. 

However, the bitter beverage tends to soothe his nerves and make him relaxed-- without it, he's twitchy and on edge. 

His obsession with coffee knows no bounds. Seriously. 

He also enjoys: ballroom dancing, singing, classical music (1800's-1950's), reading, quiet time alone, paintball guns, fighting, motor bikes, sweaters/warm-weather fashion, history, making fun of others, intelligent conversation, a certain Strawberry Sprinkles Captain he just-so-happens-to-maybe-be-marrying-one-of-these-days. 

:bulletyellow: Dislikes: Working, FEELINGS, loud explosions or sounds, bright flashes of light, 'modern' music (1970's- Today), probably you, much, much more. 

:star: Trivia:

He is German
He has a little sister
His parents are alive, ancient and embarrassing. 
He moved from Germany to America when he was a wee little one. 
Hates Germany with a passion, loves America. 
He's pretty much Bi-polar
His favorite color is Brown
He suffers from low blood pressure and allergies
He loves to stack and balance objects to relieve stress/for fun
According to the above, this man has no life
He is an excellent strategist and fighter
He'd quicker punch you in the face, than argue with you.


WARNING:


This character may occasionally use strong language and display
erotic themes/material unsuitable for those under the age of 17. 

Can we all be big kids about his potty mouth?

If not, tell me and I'll censor him! 




Adrian Kafe and art (c) Clock-Maker
C-R-E-A-M-E-R-Y (c) minirii

*I'll update this often *v*
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Mehitsuji Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOOK AT THI S CUTE ASSHOLE
I hope u kno how much nea hates him right now and how much stank eye she's gonna give him for the rest of his liFE
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Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
LOL AWWW but how can you hate that cute smile XDDDD 

I MISSED NEA XD <3333 SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE SO FKING LONG LMAO 

THEY MUST RP after Adrian is done banging Sara PFT
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Mehitsuji Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
shES SO DONE W/ HIM SHE PROBS FUCKS UP HIS OFFICE A BUNCH JUST CUz she can
omg tho im so ready for the babies 
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Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
LMFAO it's already a fucked up mess in there XD 

YES THE BABIES I drew what I thought they'd be like: fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/201…
Gerard wouldn't be actually gay LMAO Adrian would just constantly call him that XD 

DID YOU SEE ANJI'S VERSIONS? <3 

ALSO WHERE THE HELL IS ANJI XD I CAN'T GET TO HER ON SKYPE 
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Mehitsuji Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oMG I LOVE THEM BOTH GO D BLESS OSGHDLK.a,dgad cuties 
pro level parenting adrian omf g lil butt face
anD I DID!!!HLKFHLk
shes playin sims i think lil nerd
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minirii Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconkanjilikeswomenplz:
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Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Q___Q <3 I MISS YOU sldfkjslkdjflksjdflksdjf
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minirii Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
stuff everyone should know about adrian:


*he likes to make trees out of jenga blocks

*he wEARS reading glasses when he's in the zone auto zone

*'i-promise-i'm-thinking-about-marrying-you' rings run in the kafe family

*he's a fgty vegetarian

*dust is the antichrist

*think about his low blood pressure for a second

*yeah

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SuperLazyFro Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
we should rp again eve
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Clock-Maker Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
SCREEECH I WOULD love that X'C MAY I START? *A* 
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